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you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
I have realized my mistake
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony.